Bruce Campbell: Master of Suspense

Alfred Hitchcock is out. Has Hitchcock ever made a movie and said "MAYBE coming to a theater near you?" Has Hitchcock ever declared a release date, called "PSYCHE!" declared another release date, called "PSYCHE!" declared another release date, and called "PSYCHE!" again? Has Hitchcock ever said "it'll be straight to video... no, it'll be in theaters... no wait, straight to video..." Has Hitchcock ever made a movie, worked on and completed and released about eighty other projects including an entire season of a TV series, a string of commercials, several film roles and cameos, all before releasing the original movie?

NO. "Master of Suspense" my ass!

At this point Bruce Campbell has every one of his fans so far over the edge of their seats they're in the next freaking row!

Ok, Campbell. You win. For love of all that is unholy, WHEN IS "MY NAME IS BRUCE" COMING OUT?

-D

[If you're wondering what the hell I'm blathering about, go to http://imdb.com/title/tt0489235/ to find out.]