*Satan shreds ASS on guitar.
*CGI chicks. Sometimes when you turn on your TV, it returns the favor.
*Fender does not exist.
*There can never be too much product placement.
*Video game guitar is way fucking harder than real guitar.
*Playing GH3 distorts space and time / 4am comes sooner than you think.
*Rock stars can never look too insane.
*CGI chicks. They give a whole new meaning to "playing with your Wii."
*Unlike real guitar, getting good at GH3 will not help you get laid.
*To answer the age-old question, "What melts first, the eyes or the brain?" ...The eyes.
*CGI chicks. The more you see of them, the less you see of real ones.
*Ever wonder why Hendrix smashed and burned his instruments? Try "Welcome to the Jungle" on expert.
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